More Band Ideas For Sale.

October 21, 2009

It really seems to me like bands and song titles with drug related puns are kept within the realm of potheads.  It’s time for this to change, and it’s time for the funniest group of drug users to realize their comedic value and cash in. Meth users. Sometimes you gotta spend money to make money, so for less than the price of one week’s supply of meth ($150?) you can own the rights to any of these band names, or song titles/spoofs.

Methtallica. Seriously, I was surprised when I registered this that it wasn’t already taken. Just buy the name, get a couple of guys together, and play what kind of sounds like “Battery” on guitar. And you’re set for life with meth. ($100)

Megameth. Again, where were you guys on this one? So obvious.  For extra meth street cred you can have a stage name like “Dave Methstane.” It also helps if you sing exactly like Dave Mustane. ($90)

Aerosmeth. Steven Tyler will actually join band. ($45)

Meth Leppard. You can release a methy version of “Pyromania” entitled “Exploded Meth Lab.” ($80)

Methenwolf. I don’t have a lot of suggestions for this one, just buy it. ($20)

Method Man. Delivery and context will play a huge roll in the success of this one. ($50)

Gotsmack. If you use meth, you love Godsmack, and you still think “Got Milk?” spoofs are funny, so you obviously love this. ($50)

Alicia Kilos. You’ve stayed up for five days playing the same three notes on your Casio keyboard. Follow your heart on this one, it’s time to take vocal career seriously. ($45)

Vanilla Ice. See Method Man. ($45)

Glass. You’ll have to do a methy interpretation of this logo for this one to be effective.  Street punks love hard drugs.

The Smeths. “Girlfriend in a K Hole.” ($150)

Testameth or Methtament. Your choice. ($50)

Napalm Meth. “From Enslavement to Obliteration” the album title is so fitting, and the songs are all the perfect length.

Some song spoofs include:
“Feel Like Makin’ Meth” to the tune of Bad Company’s “Feel Like Makin’ Love.”

“Addicted to Meth” to the tune of Robert Palmer’s “Addicted to Love.”

“Don’t Stop Tweekin'” to the tune of Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believin'”

“Cold as Ice”  by Foreigner

I’m working on some more of these, so if you don’t see one you like, just email me and I’ll come up with one for you.

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11 Responses to “More Band Ideas For Sale.”

  1. Figudam Says:

    “Just Tweekin” sung to the tune of “Just Beat It” by Michael Jackson.

  2. max Says:

    The Methtones…
    The Red Hot Meth Peppers play “Rollercoaster of Meth” and “Methifornication”

  3. durban Says:

    Septic Meth

  4. durban Says:

    Dave Methews Band


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