I Fucking Hate Rockabilly. Vol.2

September 28, 2009
A little while back I made an entry about how stupid rockabilly: music, style, culture, and fat chicks are. Well, if you’re starting a rockabilly band or are already in one (both of which I highly disadvise) and you need some names you can purchase any of these from me. They are registered DBA’s, and they range in price from $45-$700. This list is ongoing, and if you need help with a name for your shitty fake 50’s band just let me know.

The Flaming Backfires, The Grease Mops, The Hellcat Rollers ,The Chrome Peelouts, The Shop Rags, The Jackboot Bandits, The Tailpipe Tallboys, Los V8 Vatos, The 57 Shimmies, The Cherry Violence (Chick band), The Leatherettes (Fat Chick band), The Southern Undershirts, Cuffed and Creased, The Suicide Door Suicides, The Crankshaft Frankenstiens, The Cheater Prank Creepers, The Checkered Flags, The Pink Slips, The Switchblade Burnouts, The Rumbleseaters, The Jet Cats, Kitty Crimson (Chick band), The Alleycat Rumblers, The Cobra Sharks, The Drag Strip Fakeouts (Cross dressers), The Flag Chasers, The Rockin’ Horrors, The Scary Dead Guys (Psychobilly), The Coffin Cruisers, Los Grease Fires, Rosy Thorn and the Dress-Ups (Female Fronted), and The Black Eye Girlfriends.

If any of these band names are what you call your band, you can purchase the right to use the name from me, or cease and desist. Also, I’m sorry you chose such formulaic and unfortunate names if you are currently using one of these (I would have browsed myspace, but they didn’t have that in the 50’s.)
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